Sarah Palin is having a busy week. First she is chosen to be a vessel in the Republican party's fight for the White House, and next she is forced to announce to the family-loving, values-supporting world that her 17-year-old daughter is with child. Out of wedlock. Yeah, teen pregancy! That's just what this ticket needs!
The daughter, who has some kind of crunchy Northern Exposure name I can't remember, is supposedly five months pregnant (so it's kind of late to make a choice, if she had a choice to make) and she's keeping it. And she's going to marry her baby daddy...eventually. And I am sure that marriage will last and last and last forever and ever, world without end.
Sarah Palin kind of can't hide it anymore, I suppose, as it's probably going to be obvious when they cut to a shot of the daughter holding her own FIVE MONTH OLD SON (because that is why we have kids seventeen years apart...built in baby sitters!) I hope she is as glamorous and undertstated a teen mom as Jamie Lynn and that girl from "Whale Rider," but chances are, we won't be able to get her off the snow mobile long enough to see much of a bump watch.
If nothing else, it only convinces me more that a 44-year-old grandma is just what we need to possibly run this country in the event of John McCain's heart attack.
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